"There's a psycho in your rearview mirror, it's me!" Road Rage, by Jimmy Fallon I've been wondering if I wanted to write about this or not - because I feel I'll be judged as the bad guy or everyone will comment "you got what you deserved!" - but I'm bored so I'm going to anyhow. Christmas Eve Paul &...

I'd made plans to sneak over to China and adopt Lin Hao (just as long as I could convince Yao Ming to come along with us), but now I feel compelled to rescue young Yang Peyi, the Martha Wash of the Bejing Olympics.. Although her voice was good enough, her looks weren't good enough for certain...

I kind of ambivalent about this one. On the one hand, anticipating a camera citation for not being able to beat a red light in Baltimore, I'm can't help but to think, "Fuck yeah! Way to stick it to Big Brother." On the other hand, being a resident and overburdened taxpayer of Montgomery County, I...